Humans aren’t the only ones that can have a New Year’s resolution! What would your dog’s resolution consist of? Here’s a few from Laura Tyler of Steamboat Today!
A Dog’s Eye View: New Year’s resolutions
It’s time for a bit of fun thinking about New Year’s resolutions from the dog’s point of view. So, here goes: resolutions from the dog.I will chase the cat only if he runs.
If you put your new Ugg boots in the closet, I won’t chew them; otherwise, all bets are off.
I promise not to complain for too long if you step on my toes.
If you give me a yummy bone, I might not beg for chips during the football game.
I will not ask you to get up and open the door to let me out during the Super Bowl.
I will not chase cars or bicycles if you don’t leave the gate open.
I will not hide my raw bones under your pillow.
I will not barf in front of the bathroom door in the middle of the night.
I won’t eat various types of poop in front of my owner.
I will not bark incessantly if you will please open the door and let me in.
I will house train easier if you will listen to me when I start sniffing and turning in circles. I speak dog!
I will not jump on you if you will ask me to sit for all petting, not just when you have nice clothes on.
I will not eat the ham on the counter if you will not leave it there.
I will not scoot my bottom across the rug when we have guests.
I will not eat the Sunday paper, but all other days still are free game.
I will not sniff our guests’ crotches … even if it kills me not to know what they’ve been up to.
I will share all stinky things I find in the woods.
I will not charge the skunk or porcupine again.
I won’t snarl at the nice church people coming to the front door.
via Laura Tyler